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Reason To Be Scared

Seme/Uke meme

Sun Jan 31, 2010, 1:09 AM
Someone mentioned how they'd highly doubt most people would be able to get a seme. So uh....yeah.

Greater than 30= Super Uke
21-30 = Uke
20 = Both
10-19 = Seme
Less than 10 = Super Seme

01-[ ] You like to be content in everything.
02-[x] When a person confesses his/her love to you and you don’t like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don’t know what to say. Oh lord, even though it hasn't happended to me yet I'm pretty sure this is what I'll feel like.
03-[x] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music. Have you ever listened to Radiohead on a rainy day? That shit makes you sleepy. FAST.
04-[x] You are quite hyperactive. OH FUCK YES. I also get really twitchy when I skull a can of V after like months of not having one.
05-[ ] If you don’t like something, you start crying and you don’t care if you start talking too loud. Um. What, no. Who does that?!
06-[ ] You love candies or any type of caramel. Well, not really. I do eat candy but I'm not insane about it.
07-[ ] You like making others blush. That has yet to happen. Ever.
08-[ ] You sleep with a doll/teddy bear/pillow in your hand. They always get kicked to the floor, so I gave up a long time ago.
09-[ ] You’re usually shy with the opposite sex. HA NO WAAAAAY. Sometimes I like hanging out with boys then girls because boys know how to shut up and concentrate on COD.
10-[ ] You like romantic-funny anime. Action/Adventure FTW!!!
11-[x] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L. HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE DELETED SCENE WHERE LIGHT CRAWLS ON TOP OF L'S GRAVE AND SCREAMS AT HIM?! It looks like he's humping the grave...
12-[ ] You have listened to “an café”. ...A cafe?
13-[ ] You like listening to it. No. I'm listening to Metallica.
14-[ ] You have 1 or 2 songs on your computer of “an café”. FUCK THIS. WHAT IS AN CAFE OR WHATEVER?
15-[ ] You are innocent and a little clumsy. I constantly hurt myself but innocent. HAHAHAHAHA FUCK NO.
16-[ ] You smile at kitties. I have yet to see a kitten in real life.
17-[ ] You usually say –kawaii-. Hawaii?
18-[ ] You like plushies. I prefer figurines any day thanks.
19-[~] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue. Depends. I'll like the dark blue if it isn't navy. Yuck.
20-[ ] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot. I really don't give a flying fuck about her. The less I know the better.
21-[x] You have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema. I need to microchip myself!
22-[ ] You have called to the mistaken number twice or more. Once yeah, but twice? No.
23-[ ] You cried with Pocahontas' ending. I don't remember watching the whole of Pocahontas.
24-[ ] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt. ....No?
25-[ ] You call your pets with cute names. I named my fish "Fathead."
26-[x] You believe that yaoi is the best. Oh hell yeah. It's just so much more INTERESTING then het.
27-[~] You're easy to trick/convince. Depends on my mood.
28-[x] Some men scare you. Edward Cullen anyone?
29-[ ] You have seen Pucca and you like it. Pucca. What the fuck is Pucca?
30-[ ] You have pink/red clothes and they are decorated with flowers. I own a red singlet?
31-[x] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space. I daydream EVERYWHERE AND ANYWHERE. Even now :)
32-[ ] You’ve said “Kyao” or something like that before. Does "kyao" sorta also mean "ki-ow?"
33-[ ] When a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you’re at the defensive. Well, when someone gets angry at me I either ignore them or say something completly off hand and make the person forget what they were saying and laugh instead. That's right, I'm looking at you :iconchinqua:
34-[ ] You like j-pop. I hate j-pop. They're are some exceptions though.
35-[ ] You have cried for more than one movie/TV series. OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, "GALLIPOLI"!
36-[ ] You watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi or you watched strawberry panic and you felt like Nagisa. I have never watched those shows in my LIFE.
37-[ ] You smile with no reason. I always smile for a reason that makes sense to me.
38-[~] You usually are very positive. Again, it really depends on my mood and how much sleep I've gotten the night before.
39-[ ] When there’s a rainbow, you run out to see it. No, I just sorat stick my head out and go "IT'S A FUCKING RAINBOW OMG" and then stick my head back in and go on with whatever I was doing just then.
40-[ ] You usually don’t understand what your parents say. Unless it's in Shainhai dialect. That shit sounds like bloody french.

ALRIGHT KIDS LET'S SEE HOW I DID.

...9 and a half? I JUST fell under Super Seme.

Uh. WOW.

I tag :iconchinqua: and ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO DO THIS.

  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Your Hand In Mine by Explosions in the Sky
  • Reading: tvtropes
  • Watching: The screen
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: nothing

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  • Current Residence: Sydney!
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  • Interests: writing, reading, listening to music, blowing stuff up
  • Favourite movie: None.
  • Favourite band or musician: Muse
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything that isn't mainstream.
  • Favourite artist: None.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Markus Zuzack
  • Favourite style of art: None.
  • Operating System: Um.... Microsoft?
  • MP3 player of choice: IPod
  • Shell of choice: curly ones!
  • Wallpaper of choice: Something colorful
  • Skin of choice: My own.
  • Favourite game: motherfucking guitar hero!
  • Favourite gaming platform: ps2!
  • Favourite cartoon character: Scooby Do!
  • Personal Quote: What.
  • Tools of the Trade: the keyboard and my chaotic mind

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:iconxehnis:
Hello. This is your secret santa gift. [link]

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"I'll give you the strawberry if you keep it a secret." - L
:iconchinqua:
Oh... oh gawd... [link]
Just look at the first page, and try and tell me that you don't feel sick! D:

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You say "Potato", I say "Potada"
You say "Welcome to my Home!" and I say "GET THE HELL OFF MAH LAWN!!" :shakefist:
:iconalias-chimera:
Eh. The oreo smore looks good though.

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Just lookin' at you makes me sober.
:iconchinqua:
yeah. XD
But the rest is... oh my god... D:
Why do so many people feel the need to deep fry everything!? XD

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You say "Potato", I say "Potada"
You say "Welcome to my Home!" and I say "GET THE HELL OFF MAH LAWN!!" :shakefist:
:iconalias-chimera:
HA! YOU THINK THAT'S GROSS, TRY TYPING "KITTENS" INTO Encyclopedia Dramatica AND NOT THROWING UP!

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Just lookin' at you makes me sober.
:iconchinqua:
I refuse to search that up! D:
Knowing you, it's probably gonna be really really bad! >_<

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You say "Potato", I say "Potada"
You say "Welcome to my Home!" and I say "GET THE HELL OFF MAH LAWN!!" :shakefist:

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